All good stories are fictional.

If reality TV were really reality, every show would be like surveillance tape. Each episode would be 24 hours of people biting …

Wilbur Morris, Sentimental Bum.

One of the benefits of being broke is that I no longer have to puzzle over whether or not to …

another post about the hipster cafe epidemic, this one written while drinking a lavender lemonade.

Today I’m working at a vegan café which is attached to a nutrition shop which is attached to a very …

the ugliness of the created world.

A fly’s life is entirely filth. He and all nature’s other decomposers are there to remove out of sight what you can’t bear to look at. They’re a lot like funeral directors, in that way.

Hipsters need to stop opening coffee shops.

I’m writing this on a laptop that’s resting on a piece of what appears to be reclaimed beveled aluminum that …