farting, fundamental truths, and other reflections about our children.

15. Grandma’s house is a country of weird customs, where the citizens observe strange laws (“Never shower during a lightning storm!”)

when you love coffee, but not as much as other people’s clothes.

a new cafe idea for the frugal millenial.

millennial origin story: consignment stores.

The bone broth in those days. My G-d.

#childhood: a series of neutral observations about the ridiculousness of tiny humans.

Preschoolers are only a little bigger than the average house cat, and far smaller than the average dog. They can feasibly accomplish what I’ve only dreamed about: to ride the back of a chocolate lab as if it were a horse.

sad bureaucratic rooms, paranoid white millennials, and the importance of dirty jokes.

These are the type of white millennial who will only host their personal blog on the dark web. If you ask this type of white millennial what his favorite animal is, he’ll lie, just to cover his tracks.