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Tag: children

it’s hard for adults to celebrate halloween.

Halloween is a children’s holiday. The older you get, the more pathetic it feels to dress up in costumes and … More

#childhood, adulthood, adulting, children, halloween, inspiration, memoir, parenthood

farting, fundamental truths, and other reflections about our children.

15. Grandma’s house is a country of weird customs, where the citizens observe strange laws (“Never shower during a lightning storm!”)

#childhood, children, comedy, funny, humor, life, lists, parenthood, parenting

meetings, church services and karaoke.

If you could be instantly present anywhere in the universe, would you choose a place where a teenager was playing the electric drums and it smelled like a cafe inside a UPS Store? 

children, church, funny, god, inspiration, karaoke, life, outdoors, religion

adulting is the process by which your dreams are slowly narrowed down.

Georgie and I have done that half-hack semi-clearing of the space that you do when your daughter no longer has the decency to wet her own bed.

children, comedy, family, funny, humor, inspiration

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