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Ryan Masters

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my son nehemiah and the jeromes.

The other day, my son Nehemiah started telling me about the jeromes. 

“They fly up in the sky,” he said, his eyes following clouds of imaginary flying objects. “I saw a jerome at the pawk today!”

ai, drones, essay, funny, future, literature, memoir, parenthood, parenting, robots

teenage years in south florida during the housing boom.

There was also the remarkable quiet, such that if a Maltese barked softly at one side of the neighborhood, it would wake up the leathery middle-aged divorcee sunning at the community pool on the other.

creative writing, essay, florida, housing boom, meditation, memoir, reading, recession, story, suburbs

millennial origin story: aldi

More and more cost-conscious, health-minded Millennials around the nation are flocking to Aldi, that “Fresh Market meets K&D Discount Foods in a bar late one night and one thing leads to another” grocery store…

funny, humor, millennials, religion

farting, fundamental truths, and other reflections about our children.

15. Grandma’s house is a country of weird customs, where the citizens observe strange laws (“Never shower during a lightning storm!”)

#childhood, children, comedy, funny, humor, life, lists, parenthood, parenting

when you love coffee, but not as much as other people’s clothes.

a new cafe idea for the frugal millenial.

ads, coffee, coffee shops, comedy, funny, satire

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