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Category: #childhood

why are we parents always so anxious to get to places we don’t want to go?

Once you start thinking of the world as something you don’t already know, time slows down. Encountering a place, any place, is like encountering a person who fascinates you. Someone you might love, if you had the time.

anxiety, dad, dadlife, fatherhood, inspiration, life, memoir, parenthood, parenting, personal essay

it’s hard for adults to celebrate halloween.

Halloween is a children’s holiday. The older you get, the more pathetic it feels to dress up in costumes and … More

#childhood, adulthood, adulting, children, halloween, inspiration, memoir, parenthood

farting, fundamental truths, and other reflections about our children.

15. Grandma’s house is a country of weird customs, where the citizens observe strange laws (“Never shower during a lightning storm!”)

#childhood, children, comedy, funny, humor, life, lists, parenthood, parenting

#childhood: a series of neutral observations about the ridiculousness of tiny humans.

Preschoolers are only a little bigger than the average house cat, and far smaller than the average dog. They can feasibly accomplish what I’ve only dreamed about: to ride the back of a chocolate lab as if it were a horse.

#childhood, adults, comedy, funny, humor, life

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